And now a song of great social and political import, by Janis Joplin.
It goes like this:

Oh Lord, won't you buy me, a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porches.
I must make amends.
I work hard all my lifetime,
No help, from my friends, 
So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
Dialing for Dollars, is trying to find me.
I'll wait for delivery, each day until three.
So Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
I'm counting on you Lord, please don't let me down.
Prove that you love me.
And by the next round,
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town.

Every body! Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
My friends all drive Porches.
I must make amends.
I work hard all my lifetime,
No help from my friends.
So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
That's it.